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It was the eve of Christmas, and all along the network, Bitcoin was skyrocketing, with no holder in distress.<\/p>\n

The bulls had made a comeback, defeating bears left and right, now six-figure Bitcoin was a frequent sight.<\/p>\n

All miners were active, hash rates climbing high, safeguarding the network beneath the frosty sky.<\/p>\n

Our Lamborghinis were shining, parked under the night sky, evidence that HODLing surpasses shitcoins by a wide margin.<\/p>\n

El Salvador continued purchasing, accumulating more coins for their stocking, as aspirations of more sats inevitably come knocking.<\/p>\n

The ETFs surged, their bids filled the atmosphere, it marked Bitcoin’s new chapter, Satoshi did declare.<\/p>\n

Our on-chain metrics, so vivid and so bright, shouted, \u201cHODL through 2025, immense riches will ignite!\u201d<\/p>\n

With supply becoming scarce, few coins left to trade, it\u2019s the sound of acceptance; Bitcoin\u2019s thriving, unafraid.<\/p>\n

When on the graphs there arose such a sound, \u201cA fresh all-time high! This is our bound!\u201d<\/p>\n

To the exchanges we rushed, with wallets in hand, the institutional FOMO was already in demand.<\/p>\n

Investors speculated if we could Supercycle, disturbing the system with inexpensive loans from Michael.<\/p>\n

Then who should show up in a sleigh adorned with gold? Who but Trump with a vision so bullish and bold.<\/p>\n

\u201cA strategic reserve!\u201d he asserted with vigor, \u201cAmerica\u2019s destiny lies with Bitcoin, I\u2019m sure!\u201d<\/p>\n

He winked at the bulls as his sleigh took off in flight, \u201cMerry Christmas to holders, and to all, a good night!\u201d<\/p>\n

If you\u2019re searching for a last-minute present for that unique someone or feel like pampering yourself, then consider gifting a subscription to a Bitcoin data analysis platform, now with an impressive 30% off seasonal discount:<\/strong><\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.bitcoinmagazinepro.com\/subscribe\/<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Thank you for reading, and Merry Christmas!<\/p>\n


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